well once I began the reasonstapeling I couldn’t quite quit it… so here are a few silly fun facts about emma zissou
#1 emma zissou likes moustaches. the word and the sound of it. moooouuuuustache. or ‘stache or ‘stachio.
#2 emma zissou is a playmobile figurine that lived in a toy box on the attic till April 2008
#3 she (the figurine) was on a trip during the USA and sat on testicles, because there was one drunk best men and that is all I know…
#4 emmazissou has a playmobilfriend called steve zissou, he is currently living with e. and coming along her adventures. but they still keep in contact via tea parties and late night phone calls or gin tonic drinking sessions.
#5 emma zissou likes gin tonic, with ice or no ice… she has yet to try with cucumber…
#6 emma zissou likes soups and is a bit famous for her foccachia and dried tomato schmear (schmear is not a disease, it’s jiddish for brotaufstrich ;) )
#7 emma zissou loves good food. and bagels.. especially the new york ess-a-bagel ones she once tried while exploring new york
#8 emma zissou once touched a sea horse while scuba diving, she has yet never forget how petit and fragile it felt.
#9 she is a bit clumsy, but fear not, nothing serious happend for she has never had anything broken in her body. all in place
#10 secretly she is saving for another NYC adventure, but she has to be careful and a little pennyfox.
#11 emma zissou loves watching her favourite 80s comics, like thundercats or master bravestar, she-ra and ren & stimpy.
#12 maybe the 80s nostalgie is the reason why she had a crush on david hasselhoff. but that is in her past, she is over that now… except that one time where she found the knight rider board game…
#13 Emma Zissou was always fascinated by greek mythology and spent, if you add the time, about 7 months with stop motion monsters and medusas. In 9th class she prepared a presentation about greek gods and was then called a nerd. first she thought they were wrong but lately she things they were absofuckinglutely right!
#15 the mother of Emma Zissou has also an playmobile figurine. because every zissou family member does have one, even the ones that aren’t blood related and because the team zissou adidas were limited and steve didn’t saved enough even for his own wife. stupid man!
#16 little emmazissou is a 80ies baby. and she always wanted to become Indiana Jones, but that never happend. Then she watched MacGyver and wished she knew how to make things, but that didn’t happen not even after watching every episode of MacGyver in one summer vacation! And this is fact number #16: Emma Zissou has watched every episode of MacGyver!
to be continued…